Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Teamsters Local 25 vows to block potential Westboro Baptist Church protestors ...

The Westboro Baptist Church vowed to protest today's funeral of Boston Marathon Bombing victim Krystle Campbell, so hundreds of members of the Teamsters Union showed up to protect mourners and block the Westboro

MEDFORD — Hundreds of people flocked to a church here today for the funeral of Boston Marathon bombing victim Krystle Campbell. Some had to be turned away from the door of the packed building, while others came expressly to line the street to guard

Boston bombing victim Krystle Campbell, one of the three people who died in the blast, will have her funeral protected by a "human shield" today if necessary. The Teamsters union said it will step in if protesters from the Westboro Baptist Church show

Why do they need to protest and what kind of church does that? I've never understood them. Boston will not put up with their crap. I bet it will be like the funeral at A&M last year. There will be a wall of supporters so the family will not have to see

Why do they need to protest and what kind of church does that? I've never understood them. Boston will not put up with their crap. I bet it will be like the funeral at A&M last year. There will be a wall of supporters so the family will not have to see

Obama: Science education must be 'priority' - USA Today

President Obama hosts the annual White House Science Fair, and promotes science and math education

President Obama said Monday that Americans love technology, but may not have enough respect for the education necessary to create all those new products.

Obama promoted science, technology, engineering and math teaching while praising the winning student entries at the annual White House Science Fair.

“We need to make this a priority,” Obama said a ceremony honoring the winners.

The president also threw in more criticism of ongoing budget cuts known as the sequester, saying now is not the time to “gut” necessary investments in research and development. “The science fair projects of today could become the products or businesses of tomorrow,” he said.

There are also new volunteer programs designed to bring technology teachers and business leaders into contact with more students, Obama said.

Obama spoke after reviewing the winning entries in the White House Science Fair, which included riding a bike-powered water filtration system, a rocket launching project, and something called a “space elevator.”

Saying “this stuff’s really cool,” Obama thanked the students for “explaining to me what the heck is going on.”


Looks Like Glenn Beck Has At Least Four Listeners In The House Who Want To ...

Beck gives the government until tomorrow to come clean, or supposedly he will.

Hours after it was debunked, Glenn Beck continued to beat the drum of a conspiracy theory that the Obama administration is deporting a Saudi national who was behind the tragic bombings at the Boston marathon. The conspiracy theory arose when Steve

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Tamerlan and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's aunt Maret called in to the radio show of one of Glenn Beck's underlings, to refute his portrayal of her nephews. This woman has been making quite the spectacle of herself all week, and she didn't disappoint, when she

Hours after it was debunked, Glenn Beck continued to beat the drum of a conspiracy theory that the Obama administration is deporting a Saudi national who was behind the tragic bombings at the Boston marathon. The conspiracy theory arose when Steve

Knicks' JR Smith Wins NBA Sixth Man Award

J.R. Smith won the NBA’s Sixth Man of the Year award Monday after helping the New York Knicks to the Atlantic Division title.

Smith received 484 points, including 72 first-place votes, from a panel of 121 writers and broadcasters. The Clippers’ Jamal Crawford finished second with 352 points, getting 31 first-place votes.

Smith averaged 18.1 points in 80 games, all off the bench. He had 29 games in which he scored 20 points as a reserve, tying Crawford for the NBA lead.

Smith helped the Knicks win their division for the first time since 1994. New York is the No. 2 seed in the Eastern Conference and leads the Boston Celtics 1-0 in their first-round playoff series.

It’s the second individual award in two years for the Knicks, following Tyson Chandler’s Defensive Player of the Year honor last season. Smith joins former Knicks sixth-man winners Anthony Mason in 1995 and John Starks in 1997.

Despite not making a start, Smith was one of the Knicks’ most important players. He played more than 40 minutes seven times and was often their only scoring threat behind Carmelo Anthony.

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“Couldn’t have happened to a better guy,” coach Mike Woodson said. “I’m so proud of him, in terms of buying into what we wanted him to do earlier in the season. And it started this summer. I wasn’t going to start him, coming into this year, and I knew that. And he bought in. He didn’t like it, but he bought in. And it couldn’t have happened to a better person, because he put in the time and he worked his butt off to get to this point, and he got rewarded for it. I’m happy for him.”

Crawford seemed to be the favorite for most of the season before Smith overtook him with his strong play down the stretch. He had three straight 30-point games from March 26-29, the first time that was done by a reserve since Milwaukee’s Ricky Pierce in 1990.

Golden State’s Jarrett Jack finished third, followed by Kevin Martin of Oklahoma City and Ryan Anderson of New Orleans.

Smith joined the Knicks in the middle of last season after returning from China, where he had signed during the lockout. But it wasn’t until the middle of this season when he finally learned to stop settling for erratic jumpers, instead taking smart shots.

“The opportunity was there,” said Anthony, a former teammate in Denver.

“They asked me what I thought about him, I told them we’ll be fools not to go get him. At that point in time he was the only thing that was out there, he was trying to get out of China, and we had to go get him. I’d played with him for mostly all my career so I know what type of person he is, I know what type of player he is. And this right here was almost like a second chance for him.”

Earth Day 2013 Google Doodle underscores precious resource: Water

The Earth Day 2013 Google Doodle unveils a scenic mountain meadow, with a babbling brook and a lake that’s home to a school of fish. Click around and you’ll see more: fireflies, a bear emerging out of a cave, a — what is that? a badger? — as well as ants, and dandelions you can “blow out.” The passing of the seasons provides a backdrop, all under the watchful, alternating eyes of the sun and the moon.

Google also posted this handy, dandy “sightseeing checklist” so you don’t miss a single element of what is considered one of the most ambitious Google Doodles yet.

PHOTOS: Google Doodles of 2013

But the Earth Day 2013 Google Doodle isn’t exactly surprising.

The doodle is known for celebrating unexpected benchmarks — who would have predicted Nicolaus Copernicus’ 540th birthday? But Google has reliably marked Earth Day in recent years. Here are the Earth Day Google Doodles for 2012, 2011, 2010, 2009

This year’s Earth Day doodle has a serious side as well.

It underscores one of the Earth’s most precious natural resources, and one that we in the United States may take for granted: fresh, clean, safe water.

According to UNICEF, nearly 4,000 children die each day due to unsafe water and a lack of basic sanitation standards. Moreover, 783 million people worldwide do not have access to clean drinking water.

The Earth Day 2013 Google Doodle captures the water cycle, documenting the ties among snow-capped mountains, icy lakes, evaporation and rain, and groundwater.

If you’re wondering what you can do this Earth Day to save the planet, here are some suggestions from the Environmental Protection Agency.

Among them: Don’t waste water and other resources, use human powered modes of transportation (instead of your car), or plant a tree.

But we here at the Daily Dish especially love this suggestion: Buy locally. That helps offset pollution caused by the transportation of products, including food, the EPA says.

To that end, here’s an L.A. Times Food map that will help you find your local farmers market. And in case you are wondering “Uh, how do I know what’s in season? What do I do with it once I get it home?” Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered.

Here’s Los Angeles Times Food Editor Russ Parsons’ guide to figuring out what produce is hitting its peak each month. His guide also includes quick and easy recipe suggestions.

You might also want to check out our weekly farmers market column by David Karp, who gives you the inside scoop on what specialties are arriving fresh. He also introduces you to the farmers putting that fresh food on your plate.

Happy Earth Day, everyone! How are you planning to celebrate? 

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Barkley, Jones could slide after staying in school

When the NFL draft kicks off Thursday night, the questions whether they made a mistake will be answered. Some of college football’s highest-profile quarterbacks will find out if an extra year in school cost them millions of dollars.

If Barkley, Jones and Arkansas’ Tyler Wilson drop far, it goes against the NFL’s conventional wisdom that another year in school is almost always a good idea.

But they’re considered rare exceptions to the rule by some.

“Staying in school has never hurt anybody because it makes them much better players, and especially the quarterbacks,” said NFL draft consultant Gil Brandt, a former general manager of the Dallas Cowboys.

The latest standout quarterback at Southern California, Barkley was considered in the same class as Andrew Luck and Robert Griffin III, the top two picks in last year’s draft who went on to sensational rookie seasons and playoff appearances. He returned to USC with national championship expectations and the preseason No. 1 ranking, but the Trojans went bust with a 7-6 record. And Barkley got hurt.

Jones, who flashed tremendous potential soon after replacing No. 1 pick Sam Bradford at Oklahoma, never solidified himself as a top-of-the-draft quarterback. Wilson struggled through a disappointing final year with the Razorbacks as coach Bobby Petrino’s messy exit preceded a 4-8 season.

Even in these cases, Brandt isn’t convinced damage was done by the trio of seniors.

“They stayed. Did it make them better players? I think it did,” Brandt argued. “Did it get them drafted higher? I think they probably got drafted about the same as they would have had they not stayed in school.”

We’ll see later this week.

None of them has fallen off the draft board entirely, but instead it’s Geno Smith from West Virginia and E.J. Manuel from Florida State who will be attending opening night at Radio City Music Hall. Syracuse’s Ryan Nassib has also surged toward the top of some analysts’ rankings of top QBs.

Brandt said he never considered Jones anything higher than a second- or third-round pick after the 2011 season, and he doesn’t think Wilson was seen as a franchise quarterback at the time, either. To him, the big anomaly is Barkley.

“With Matt Barkley, I guess we were all wrong because we all – myself included – thought that he was going to be the first pick in the draft and the team was going to win a national championship,” Brandt said.

Barkley ended up spraining his right shoulder when he was leveled in a late-season game against UCLA. He has said, including at the NFL combine, that he doesn’t have regrets and thinks the chance to be a leader through adversity benefited him – even if his interceptions doubled and his completion percentage dipped.

If Barkley does drop, it will be an aberration in the eyes of Brandt, who said he regularly encourages players to stay in college. NFL Network draft analyst Mike Mayock is still a believer that most players are better off returning to college.

“If you get a first-round grade from the NFL Advisory Committee, you probably should go. If you can’t help yourself in any way, shape or form, you should probably go. If you’re a running back, you might go,” Mayock said. “But for the most part, you ought to listen and see if you can improve your draft stock by staying another year.”

In this year’s draft class, count Alabama linemen D.J. Fluker and Chance Warmack among players who’ve dramatically improved their status by taking more time to improve.

“I’m not a big believer of what a lot of agents are telling players – underclassmen – now, which is, `Hey, all that matters is the second contract. Let’s just get out there,’” Mayock said.

“The flaw in that thinking is assuming that you’re going to get to a second contract. … If you’re out of the league in two years, that doesn’t do you any good, that second contract conversation,” he added.

As for Barkley, Mayock foresees him getting picked late in the first round, possibly with a team trading up from the second round to get him. Even last year, he says, he didn’t think Barkley would have gone in the top 10.

“When you get a guy like Barkley who’s a very competitive kid and the team wasn’t anywhere near as good as they expected, and I think he started to force things. And when you start to force things at the quarterback position and get outside of your comfort zone, bad things happen,” Mayock said.

Jones finished his career with the third-most yards passing in FBS history, but with plenty of questions whether he got better during his time at Oklahoma. Jon Gruden, the Super Bowl-winning coach who’s now a “Monday Night Football” analyst, has suggested Jones got bored after so much success early on in college.

“I think his sophomore year might have been his best year and I think his decision-making has been somewhat questionable,” Mayock said. “At this point, I’ve got Landry Jones in my fourth round. That’s a kid that as a sophomore I thought had a lot of upside and then I thought he just kind of settled in and did not grow anymore.”

Jones still was harboring hopes of being the No. 1 overall pick at his pro day last month, although he acknowledged even then that it was unlikely – particularly after the Kansas City Chiefs acquired Alex Smith.

“I don’t really know where I’m sitting,” he said, noting he avoids projections where he might get picked. “This is a long process for guys, but at draft day, you’ll figure out where you’re going.”

Like Barkley, Jones – who got married to Sooners basketball player Whitney Hand last July – and Wilson have expressed no regrets about staying in school no matter what their draft fate may be.

“You hear speculation, but I think I’m in a pretty good position,” Wilson said. “I’m happy that I’m in the spot that I’m in, and any chance you’re going to get to play at the next level is a tremendous opportunity. Hopefully you’re picked early, but we’ll see.”

AP Sports Writer Kurt Voigt in Fayetteville, Ark., contributed to this story.

"Futurama" will end seven-season run on Sept. 4

Fry in a scene from Futurama

Fry in a scene from “Futurama” / Futurama/Twentieth Century Fox

Monday, April 22, 2013

YouTube video showing possible 420 rally shooting suspect shared by Denver ...

According to Kendrick Lamar, people come to Los Angeles for the city's "women, weed and weather."

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Ultimately, the Congress must reform or repeal the marijuana laws, but elected representatives still feel no pressure to do so. There are 36 U.S. Senators that represent medical marijuana states, but none of them have ever

We know, we know. Our friends in Washington and Colorado can legally enjoy bong rips while the fate of San Francisco's medical marijuana community still remains in the hands of the justice department.

At a marijuana celebration for the 4/20 counterculture holiday in Denver Saturday, police say shots were fired, resulting in at least two injuries. One victim is said to have been shot in the leg, and another down with unknown

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Monday Deadline: Glenn Beck Says Boston Bombing Conspiracy is 'One of the ...

Glenn Beck says there's something unusual about the plunge in gold prices, according to Buzzfeed. Beck first expresses skepticism toward the recent plunge in prices. "The only thing I have to fear is the government, quite frankly," he said. "The

Hours after it was debunked, Glenn Beck continued to beat the drum of a conspiracy theory that the Obama administration is deporting a Saudi national who was behind the tragic bombings at the Boston marathon.

Editor's note: Read Glenn Beck's point-by-point rebuttal to critics who argue Common Core is not anything to be concerned about — Click here. The research was assembled by American Principles project and Beck's research

Glenn Beck says there's something unusual about the plunge in gold prices, according to Buzzfeed. Beck first expresses skepticism toward the recent plunge in prices. "The only thing I have to fear is the government, quite frankly," he said. "The

Beck gives the government until tomorrow to come clean, or supposedly he will.

Food poisonings up from raw milk, poultry bacteria - USA Today

NEW YORK — Health officials are seeing more food poisonings caused by a bacteria commonly linked to raw milk and poultry.

A study released Thursday said campylobacter (camp-eh-lo-BACK’-ter) cases grew by 14% over the last five years.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention report was based on foodborne infections in only 10 states — about 15% of the American population. But it is seen as a good indicator of food poisoning trends.

Overall, food poisonings held fairly steady in recent years. There were no significant jumps in cases from most other food bugs, including salmonella and E. coli. But campylobacter rose, and last year accounted for more than a third of food poisoning illnesses in those states and about a 10th of the deaths.

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Denver Museum paleontologist discovers new dinosaur

While a whole new generation is discovering dinosaurs in the re-release of “Jurassic Park,” a Denver scientist has uncovered a whole new dinosaur species.

Joseph Sertich, curator of vertebrate paleontology at the Denver Museum of Nature Science, discovered the Dahalokely tokana (“dah-HAH-loo-KAY-lee too-KAH-nah”) on a Madagascar cliff.

The vertebrae and ribs were excavated in 2007 and 2010, near the city of Antsiranana (Diego-Suarez) in northernmost Madagascar, Sertich said.

It may have taken years to confirm, but those parts in some dinosaurs are distinct, so the research team was able to confirm the new species, he said.

“This dinosaur was closely related to other famous dinosaurs from the southern continents, like the horned Carnotaurus from Argentina and Majungasaurus, also from Madagascar,” Sertich said. “This just reinforces the importance of exploring new areas around the world where undiscovered dinosaur species are still waiting.”

A self-described “dinosaur-loving kid who never grew up,” Sertich has discovered about a dozen dino species and named a couple, he said.

“It’s not uncommon to find new things when looking in new areas,” Sertich said of the success throughout his career.

From these new bones discovered in the riverbed of a cliff, Sertich and his team have determined the Dahalokely tokana would have been between 9 and 14 feet long and lived about 90 million years ago, Sertich said.

That period of time is significant because it helps to fill a gap in the fossil record, Sertich said.

Until now, no dinosaur remains from between 165 and 70 million years ago could be identified to the species level in Madagascar, but Dahalokely shortens that gap by 20 million years, Sertich said.

The bones are currently in Denver, but Sertich said it is unclear whether they will be displayed.

The name Dahalokely tokana is from the Malagasy language, meaning “lonely small bandit.”

Ryan Parker: 303-954-2409, rparker@denverpost.com or twitter.com/ryanparkerdp

Antares Rocket Launch Scheduled for Sunday

The Antares rocket has ben rescheduled to blast into orbit Sunday after a second launch attempt expected Saturday was scrubbed because of upper-level winds.

If the third time’s the charm and all goes according to plan, the commercial rocket, being launched as part of a mission to resupply the International Space Station, should be visible to million of people from the Eastern Seaboard as far west as central Pennsylvania.

Orbital Sciences has released expected views of Antares from various vantage points.  

In Maryland, DC, and most other places on the east coast, the rocket is expected to rise no more than 10 degrees above the horizon. That’s roughly the height of an adult’s fist held at arm’s length. If you want to attempt to view the launch, seek an area with a clear view of the southeastern horizon. 

To watch the launch live online ? or to confirm that it’s going forward while you stand outside and look for it ? visit Space.com’s live stream from NASA TV, which is set to go live at 4:30 EDT. 

The Antares rocket was originally supposed to blast off on Wedesday from the NASA Wallops Flight Facility on coastal Virginia, but that was scrubbed because of technical problems. All systems were go on Saturday, but concerns about winds scrubbed that launch, too.

"This is the biggest, loudest and brightest rocket ever to launch from NASA's Wallops Flight Facility," Orbital Sciences manager Frank Culbertson told a media briefing last week, according to Universe Today.

Orbital, whose earlier Pegasus rocket was the first privately developed space launch vehicle, has a $1.9 billion deal with NASA to conduct eight unmanned Cygnus resupply trips to the space station. The Cygnus capsule itself is under construction and is scheduled for its first trip to the space station in November, according to Space.com.

Saturday, April 20, 2013

With suspect at large, MBTA comes to screeching halt

The explosions near the finish line of the Boston Marathon have resulted in serious injuries and disruption of access to the area. The text of the 3:38pm MBTA Notification (formatting added for clarity): Due to police activity, the

The Governor lifted the "Shelter at Home" order at a 6 p.m. press conference.

The explosions near the finish line of the Boston Marathon have resulted in serious injuries and disruption of access to the area. The text of the 3:38pm MBTA Notification (formatting added for clarity): Due to police activity, the

MBTA re-opened, shelter-in-place order lifted. By adamg – 4/19/13 – 6:12 pm. Gov. Patrick just gave the go-ahead for both, although the T says commuter rail remains shut. Also, remain alert – suspect is still at large. Reply · E-mail this page

MBTA re-opened, shelter-in-place order lifted. By adamg – 4/19/13 – 6:12 pm. Gov. Patrick just gave the go-ahead for both, although the T says commuter rail remains shut. Also, remain alert – suspect is still at large. Reply · E-mail this page

Sunday, April 14, 2013

Twitter and Apple prepare to launch music services

Apple and Twitter are both expected to make significant incursions into the music space in the near future in moves that could challenge Spotify, Pandora and other independent music services.

Apple is understood to be preparing a music streaming service that would challenge existing ones such as Spotify and Pandora in the US, after reports said that it was close to securing licensing deals with Universal Music and Warner Music, two of the three major music labels. Negotiations with the third, Sony Music, are said to be “less advanced”, while there is no indication of independent labels’ willingness to sign.

But industry gossip points to a launch of the service, perhaps called “iRadio”, later this year. That would cement Apple’s position in the digital music space, where its iTunes Music Store â€" which is ten years old this month â€" already makes it the biggest music retailer in the world.

Music streaming is a fast-growing space, where the number of subscribers grew 44% in 2012 to 20m.

Twitter meanwhile is expected to launch a dedicated product optimised for music, being readied by Twitter for launch at this weekend’s Coachella music festival, where artists including Blur will be playing.

Twitter Music, which is being teased with a holding page, is thought to offer users a version of Twitter optimised for music, including enhanced player tools supporting Soundcloud and iTunes, rich follower tools for favourite bands, suggestions and trends, and a recommendation service between friends.

The service has been built by the We Are Hunted team, an Australian music discovery and sharing tool quietly acquired by Twitter this year. The deal was only announced yesterday with a statement on the a href=”"We Are Hunted/a site which said: “While we are shutting down wearehunted.com, we will continue to create services that will delight you, as part of the Twitter team.

“There’s no question that Twitter and music go well together. Artists turn to Twitter first to connect with fans, and people share and discover new songs and albums every day. We can’t wait to share what we’ve been working on at Twitter … you will hear more from us.”

Apple’s negotiations with labels were reported by a href=”"The Verge/a, noting that talks with Sony were less advanced. Apple hopes that iRadio, as the planned new service had been dubbed, will help push download sales by helping users discover new music â€" implying that its Genius recommendation tool and Ping network have not done the job.

Negotiations have not run smoothly; Apple had initially been pushing for a royalty rate of around 6c per 100 streamed songs â€" roughly half what rival service Pandora currently pays. Current negotiations have doubled that rate. There has been speculation that the basic iRadio service would be free and ad-supported, and launch at Apple’s next developer conference in summer.

Music analyst Alice Enders said that Twitter Music was unlikely to present any challenge to the mainstream commercial music space. “It is not a game changer â€" it’s niche, a recommendation-based service for people that aren’t representative of the billions of people that consume music,” she said. A commission-based system for sales on a third-party site would be an unlikely revenue stream, she said, because it would drive users off the Twitter platform, so further promotional advertising products are the most likely revenue streams for the service.

But Apple’s service was most likely to present a challenge to Pandora, the online radio service that now claims to be used by as much as one third of the US online audience, she said.

“The real question is Apple going to attract users away from Pandora,” said Enders. “It’s a big decision for the recorded music industry whether Apple should become a subscription service, noting that the all-you-can-eat service seems to be the nirvana for the music industry even though there is the potential to cannibalise download sales.”

She added that though successful in the US, the Pandora model has not achieved that scale in other markets which would limit the potential for an Apple product based on that model.

Soundcloud declined to comment on Twitter Music, and Twitter said it could not comment beyond the statement on We Are Hunted‘s site.

Apple did not respond to a request for comment. Universal Music made no comment.

The pros and cons of going braless

Professor Jean-Denis Rouillon, of Besançon’s university hospital in France, has been studying women’s breasts, in and out of brassieres, for 15 years. He has found that, after a year, the bosoms of bra wearers sag an average of 7mm more than free-range boobs. That’s right â€" seven whole millimetres! Ditch the lady harness for a year, and you too could see significantly less than a centimetre’s difference in the pendulousness of your breasts. This may not work if you’re middle-aged or older, as Prof Rouillon’s attention, to date, has been focused on the breasts of young women.

Rouillon’s research is the most comprehensive of its kind, but it’s not the first study to show similar findings: an oft-quoted Japanese experiment from 1990 had similar results. So, science has blown the claim that bras keep our peaks perky out of the water; it has quashed the myth that all vagina-bearers need lifelong surgical supports across their upper torsos lest their delicate feminine backs wilt. Is it time to sack the straps? If not to prevent droopiness and backache, why do we underwire and wrap our lady lumps at all?

I have invited two figments of my imagination to productively thrash these questions out. In the blue corner, we have Pro â€" an irritating lap cat of the patriarchy; in the red corner, we have Con â€" a battle weary feminist, to whom nobody listens. Have at ‘em champs!

Pro: Wearing a bra hides the deeply provocative contours of female nipples from view, allowing women to participate more fully in society.

Con: They’re nipples. Nipples. Why am I ashamed? Why are you staring?

Pro: Wearing a bra allows women to mould their body shapes into the kinds deemed most sexalicious by mainstream culture, thus making us more confident and happy. Thin of tit? Pad those little pixies out â€" we got foam ’til you can afford you some silicon! Matronly of mammary? Just hoist those mammas up with industrial strength rigging, and it’s plain sailing for you and your twin buoys!

Con: Our boobs are fine the way they are. Confidence based on the degree to which your tits conform to societal tit-ideals isn’t really confidence.

Pro: Bras are so sexy! They package you up in bows and lace like a Christmas present. Like two Christmas presents! What girl doesn’t want to be a year-round festivity for the lucky lover in her life?

Con: Is sexiness something we have to buy now? Can you really purchase chemistry in La Senza for £19.99? Is arousal underwired? We already possess the physical accoutrements beloved of our lovers. They come free with two X chromosomes. The commodification of women’s bodies and sexualities damages us psychologically and detracts from our ability to experience sexual pleasure.

Pro: Nuh-uh. And anyways, going braless might mean slightly less saggy boobs, but wearing a bra allows you to pretend that your boobs don’t sag at all. No brainer!

Con: Let’s interrogate the vilification of boob sag. What, in fact, is wrong with droopy tits?

Pro: Ew. Don’t swing ‘em in my direction.

Con: I hate you.

Pro: You hate everyone â€" you’re an embittered feminist to whom nobody listens.

Con: Oh yeah? Well, at least my breasts are 7mm higher than yours when we’re both topless.

Pro: 7mm, big woop! They’re looking pretty saggy under that shapeless hemp shift dress is all I’m saying.

Ladies, ladies. Enough. Kindly return to the confines of my consciousness while I reflect on the significance of your cat fight. Is Pro right? Should I continue to doctor the contours of my God/evolution-given shape to increase my confidence, please my lovers, and feel all purdy? Or is Con right? Would we all be happier if we celebrated our boob differences rather than calling them faults and correcting them with wire and padding? I mean, I’m leaning towards Con, personally, but that’s because I’m closer to battle-weary feminist than lap cat of the patriarchy.

Thinking about the logic of bra wearing is a bit depressing. It’s more socially inculcated hatred of our bodies really, isn’t it? I mean, I don’t think I ever wore a bra to prevent droop (ain’t got nothing to droop, honey) or backache. I just kind of wore one because everyone else did. And now I’m used to it, and when I do go braless I’m often annoyed by the eye-to-nipple ratio I experience in social situations, so I don’t do it very often. But maybe it’s time to start: a resolution which will make me a braless feminist with a recently shaved head and all my own body hair. Does anyone know where I can buy a shapeless hemp shift dress?

Psy Is No 'Gentleman' In New Music Video

Evidenced by Psy’s music video for “Gentleman,” the follow-up to his zeitgeist-busting hit “Gangnam Style,” the Korean pop star has pretty clearly let mega-success go to his head.

In the four-minute clip for his new single, which debuted Saturday (April 13), Psy parades through a series of chic restaurants and shops, playing pranks on female companions eager to join his entourage.

The song’s throbbing electro beat immediately recalls the irresistible catchiness of “Gangnam Style,” but Psy’s performance only showcases how much sillier he’s become in the wake of his emergence as a worldwide phenomenon. Evidently he’s so rich now he can afford to get his tongue surgically embedded in his cheek. Although he expands upon the garish lifestyle he chronicled in the YouTube-record-breaking clip for its predecessor, “Gentleman” effectively parodies a rich heel, subjecting ladies within his celebrity orbit to “Billy Madison”-style gags like pulling chairs out from beneath them and speeding up treadmills until they fall off.

Although stink-palming a girl in a library ranks among the video’s best moments, his “performance” of an (admittedly unclear) English language lyric is the one we love best: As he says either “Wet Psy!” or “West Side” (and we hope it’s the former), Psy and two bikini-clad women are catapulted into a swimming pool. Meanwhile, he gleefully terrorizes a kids’ soccer game and holds up an unfortunate elevator passenger who desperately needs to pee before meeting his match â€" a buxom gym rat who gives him a taste of his own medicine.

One-hit wonder or not, Psy is clearly savvy enough to take advantage of his 15 minutes of fame, even if he doesn’t seem to take it too seriously. Even before the video cuts to behind-the-scenes footage of Psy laughing his way through its goofiest moments, he simultaneously satirizes superstardom and attempts to enhance his own, aiming to re-create “Gangnam Style” magic with a new dance routine. Will it work? I guess we’ll know when Matt Lauer starts doing it on the “Today” show.

Tune in to the 2013 MTV Movie Awards Sunday at 9 p.m. when host Rebel Wilson takes the stage at the Sony Pictures Studios lot in Culver City, California. But first, don’t miss our live red-carpet pre-show at 8:30 p.m., and be sure to watch our All Access Live streaming cameras all night long.

Lindsay Lohan hits Coachella with her brother

Although the Scary Movie 5 actress is slated to check in to rehab in two weeks for a 90 day stay, Lindsay Lohan decided to hit the Valley Music and Arts Festival on Friday night before beginning her rehab stint.

We recently reported that the 26-year-old star pushed back her rehab date in order to attend the music festival, a decision her father called “”one of the worst ideas she ever had.”

According to Access Hollywood, Lohan sported black cut-offs and a summer scarf atop a midriff-baring striped shirt. Lohan completed the look with a relaxed braid in her hair.

E! Online reported that the Mean Girls star was accompanied by her 16-year-old brother, Cody.

While Coachella is notorious for rampant drug and alcohol use, a source told the media outlet that she is looking forward to “a healthy fun time at Coachella,” wanting to remain clean for her rehab stint which begins on May 2.

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Jay-Z's Obama Lyrics On 'Open Letter' Provoke White House Response

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By Sowmya Krishnamurthy

Yesterday, Jay-Z released the new track “Open Letter,” in which he shouts out his friend President Barack Obama, and it’s actually provoked a response from the White House.

Hov fired back at critics who blasted his recent trip to Cuba with wife Beyonce and spoke of a conversation with Obama about getting the POTUS impeached. “Obama said, Chill, you gonna get me impeached/ You don’t need this shit anyway/Chill with me on the beach,’” Hov raps.

The White House is going on the record, denying that Obama spoke to Jay-Z about his Cuba trip. White House Press Secretary Jay Carney told White House reporters “the only reason Jay-Z implicated Obama in his new song is because it’s hard to find something that rhymes with treasury,” per TMZ.

TMZ shares that Carney claims Barack had no contact with Jay-Z about the Cuba trip and it was handled by the Treasury Dept.

MTV News reported that Jay and Beyonce had proper papers for their recent Cuban excursion and that the cultural trip was fully licensed by the Treasury, according to an unnamed source familiar with the pair’s itinerary.

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Hawaii Panel Approves Telescope Plan

The decision, which was made on Friday, clears the way for the group managing the Thirty Meter Telescope project to negotiate a sublease for land with the University of Hawaii. The telescope would be able to observe planets that orbit stars other than the Sun and would enable astronomers to watch new planets and stars being formed. It should also help scientists see about 13 billion light-years away for a glimpse of the early years of the universe.

Construction costs are expected to top $1 billion. The University of California system, the California Institute of Technology and the Association of Canadian Universities for Research in Astronomy are leading the project. China, India and Japan have signed on to be partners.

The telescope’s segmented primary mirror, which is nearly 100 feet long, will give it nine times the collecting area of the largest optical telescopes in use today. Its images will also be three times sharper.

Some Native Hawaiian groups had petitioned against the project, arguing that it would defile the mountain’s sacred summit. Tradition holds that high altitudes are sacred and are a gateway to heaven. In the past, only high chiefs and priests were allowed at Mauna Kea’s summit.

Gottfried: Jonathan Winters was mad brilliant

Jonathan Winters, who died Friday at 87, was a beloved comic whirlwind for generations, one whose influence on movie comics from Robin Williams to Jim Carrey to Sacha Baron Cohen is very apparent.

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Drake trashes Chris Brown, brings up Rihanna

Drake says at one point Rihanna “fell into my lap.”

It appears that Drake and Chris Brown have not mended fences.

Last June, the two singers got into a heated altercation at a SoHo club, and on Friday, Drake, 26, slammed his RB rival, 23, on East Village Radio’s Keep It Thoro show.

“Don’t ask me (expletive) about that man when I come up there. Leave that man alone. Stop preying on his insecurities,” said Drake. “His insecurities are the fact that I make better music than him. I’m more poppin’ than him.”

He also brought up Brown’s on-again, off-again girlfriend Rihanna, who Drake also briefly dated. “At one point in life, the woman that he loves fell into my lap,” said Drake. “I did what a real (expletive) would do and treated her with respect. She’s not up there talking down on me.”

Ouch.

To take it even further, Drake took the opportunity to trash Brown’s musical skills. “I don’t want to hear that man rap,” Drake said. “Nobody wants to hear me rap against him. I really do this (expletive). Let him put out that, whatever, Project X or whatever he’s working on and I’m going to put out that real (expletive) for the people.”

Following the interview, Brown took to Twitter to send out a short tweet that simply read, “Lol.”

Dazzling Northern Lights Anticipated Tonight

A solar flare that occurred around 2 a.m. Thursday morning may create a spectacular display of northern lights Saturday evening. The midlevel flare had a long duration and was directed at Earth. According to AccuWeather.com Astronomer Hunter Outten, who stated that this flare was “impressive”, these are the best conditions for seeing a direct effect on our planet. On the Kp index, the flare has been categorized at 6 to 8. This is a scale for measuring the intensity of a a geomagnetic storm. The 6 to 8 rating means that the effects of the radiation will have a greater reach.

The radiation from such a flare may cause radio wave disturbances to electronics such as cell phones, GPS and radios, causing services to occasionally cut in and out. While traveling slower than was originally anticipated, the flare effects are moving towards Earth at 1000 km per second.

The more directly a flare faces Earth, the higher the effect will be. Graphic by Al Blasko, Accuweather.com

The flare is also expected to cause vibrant northern lights from the Arctic as far south as New York, the Dakotas, Washington and Michigan, with a smaller possibility of it going into Pennsylvania and Iowa, even Kansas. The lights are currently estimated for 8 p.m. EDT Saturday arrival, with a possible deviation of up to seven hours. If the radiation hits much after dark settles on the East Coast the lights may be missed and will instead only be visible for the West.

A view of the northern lights in Elmira, N.Y., from 2011. Photo by David St. Louis

Solar flares create auroras when radiation from the sun reaches Earth and interacts with charged protons in our atmosphere. The effects are greater at the magnetic poles and weaken as they move south from the Arctic or north of the Antarctic. In the northern hemisphere the results are called the aurora borealis, with the aurora australis being its southern counterpart. The result is a spectacular display of light and color for areas with clear enough views.

Conditions updated April 13, 2013 at 9:30 a.m. EDT. Graphic by Al Blasko, Accuweather.com

Viewing conditions will be best in the mid-Atlantic, specifically for parts of Pennsylvania and the Delmarva. Most of the country will have poor to fair views as a result of cloud cover, with areas further south not experiencing the aurora at all. A pocket of fair conditions sits over parts of Oregon into Washington and southern Idaho. A swath of partly cloudy conditions will also spread over a section of the Ohio Valley for parts of Michigan, Indiana and Illinois. Ohio will experience fair to good viewing conditions. For the rest of the country conditions will be poor.

The northern lights may also be visible for parts of northern Europe, including Scandinavia, most of Russia and the British Isles, and as far south as the northern parts of Germany, Poland, Lithuania, Belarus, Latvia and Estonia. Unfortunately, many of those areas will be experiencing a good deal of cloud coverage.

Graphic by Al Blasko, Accuweather.com

The southern lights may reach a very small portion of Australia, including Tasmania and the southern coast of Victoria. Most of New Zealand’s South Island is in range for the aurora.

View more on information on AccuWeather.com’s Astronomy Facebook Page.

Brains as Clear as Jell-O for Scientists to Explore

Scientists at Stanford University reported on Wednesday that they have made a whole mouse brain, and part of a human brain, transparent so that networks of neurons that receive and send information can be highlighted in stunning color and viewed in all their three-dimensional complexity without slicing up the organ.

Even more important, experts say, is that unlike earlier methods for making the tissue of brains and other organs transparent, the new process, called Clarity by its inventors, preserves the biochemistry of the brain so well that researchers can test it over and over again with chemicals that highlight specific structures and provide clues to past activity. The researchers say this process may help uncover the physical underpinnings of devastating mental disorders like schizophrenia, autism, post-traumatic stress disorder and others.

The work, reported on Wednesday in the journal Nature, is not part of the Obama administration’s recently announced initiative to probe the secrets of the brain, although the senior author on the paper, Dr. Karl Deisseroth at Stanford, was one of those involved in creating the initiative and is involved in planning its future.

Dr. Thomas Insel, director of the National Institute of Mental Health, which provided some of the financing for the research, described the new work as helping to build an anatomical “foundation” for the Obama initiative, which is meant to look at activity in the brain.

Dr. Insel added that the technique works in a human brain that has been in formalin, a preservative, for years, which means that long-saved human brains may be studied. “Frankly,” he said, “that is spectacular.”

Kwanghun Chung, the primary author on the paper, and Dr. Deisseroth worked with a team at Stanford for years to get the technique right. Dr. Deisseroth, known for developing another powerful technique, called optogenetics, that allows the use of light to switch specific brain activity on and off, said Clarity could have a broader impact than optogenetics. “It’s really one of the most exciting things we’ve done,” he said, with potential applications in neuroscience and beyond.

“I think it’s great,” said Dr. Clay Reid, a senior investigator at the Allen Institute for Brain Science in Seattle, who was not involved in the work. “One of the very difficult challenges has been making the brain, which is opaque, clear enough so that you can see deep into it.” This technique, he said, makes brains “extremely clear” and preserves most of the brain chemistry. “It has it all,” he said.

In the mid-2000s, a team led by Dr. Jeff Lichtman at Harvard developed a process called Brainbow to breed mice that are genetically altered to make their brain neurons fluoresce in many different colors. The new technique would allow whole brains of those mice with their rainbow neurons to be preserved and studied.

“I’m quite excited to try this,” Dr. Lichtman said.

There are several ways to make tissue transparent. The key to the new technique is a substance called a hydrogel, a material that is mostly water held together by larger molecules to give it some solidity.

Dr. Chung said the hydrogel forms a kind of mesh that permeates the brain and connects to most of the molecules, but not to the lipids, which include fats and some other substances. The brain is then put in a soapy solution and an electric current is applied, which drives the solution through the brain, washing out the lipids. Once they are out, the brain is transparent, and its biochemistry is intact, so it may be infused with chemicals, like antibody molecules that also have a dye attached, that show fine details of its structure and previous activity.

Techniques like this, said Dr. Insel, “should give us a much more precise picture of what is happening in the brains of people who have schizophrenia, autism, post-traumatic stress disorder, bipolar disorder and depression.”

The tricky part was getting the right combination of temperature, electricity and solution. And it was very tricky indeed, said Dr. Chung. Over the course of years spent trying to make it work, he said, “I burned and melted more than a hundred brains.”

But with the paper’s publication, the recipe is now available to anyone who wants to use it, and, he said, “I think it will be relatively easy.”

The technique has its limits, of course. Dr. Chung said more work needed to be done before it could be applied to a whole human brain, because a human’s brain is so much larger than a mouse’s, and has more lipids.

Dr. Chung said he planned to start his own lab soon and to work on refining the technology. But he pointed out that it is already known that it works on all tissue, not just brains, and can be used to look for structures other than nerve cells. On his laboratory bench, he said, “I have a transparent liver, lungs and heart.”

Dr. Reid agreed that Clarity had applications in many fields. “It could permeate biology,” he said.

This article has been revised to reflect the following correction:

Correction: April 10, 2013

An earlier version of this article misstated Dr. Clay Reid’s work with Dr. Jeff Lichtman of Harvard. Dr. Reid was involved in Dr. Lichtman’s Connectome Project, not on the Brainbow team.

'Glee' Enlists Patty Duke, Meredith Baxter as Blaine Preps Proposal

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E! News confirms that veteran actresses Patty Duke and Meredith Baxter will guest star as a lesbian couple that has been together for 25 years, first appearing on the Glee Season 4 finale and then recurring on Glee Season 5… assuming there IS a Glee

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New Glee castmembers appearing in the finale reveal some SERIOUS spoilers about a prospective wedding coming in season five!

Thursday, April 11, 2013

Will Chris Webber Outlive His Timeout?

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Think the Planet Isn't Warming? Check the Ocean

A recent article in The Economist stated that “over the past 15 years air temperatures at the Earth’s surface have been flat while greenhouse-gas emissions have continued to soar.” The Economist went to great lengths to point out that “the mismatch between rising greenhouse-gas emissions and not-rising temperatures … does not mean global warming is a delusion.” But the piece was predictably lauded by climate skeptics as “further evidence” of the case against climate change.

Except that … it wasn’t.

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As The Economist piece itself pointed out, this wasn’t an argument that “global warming has ‘stopped.‘” The past two decades have been the hottest in recorded history; of the nine hottest years on record, eight have come since 2000. The question, though, is why the year-on-year/decade-on-decade increase appears to have been somewhat less in the past 10 to 15 years, given the ongoing increase in atmospheric greenhouse gas concentrations.

To which, there are several answers.

First, the smaller the temporal time scale, the more the short-term fluctuations, forcings and feedbacks â€" from aerosol emissions to La Niña events â€" can distort the bigger picture. Over a longer scale, the evidence is increasing that the rate of warming is probably unprecedented in over 11,000 years.

Second, The Economist article, and the skeptic narrative that has absorbed it, focuses on what is known as “climate sensitivity,” which is how much surface warming the planet will experience in response to a doubling of atmospheric carbon dioxide concentrations relative to pre-Industrial Revolution levels. (Those pre-industrial levels were approximately 280 ppm; a doubling therefore would be roughly 560 ppm. Present levels are closing in on 397 ppm.)

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But, as climate blogger Joe Romm points out, climate sensitivity is but one factor in determining how much the planet will warm in the future; another hugely important one is the extent to which CO2 concentrations will actually increase, and present trends suggest they will blow past 560 ppm and wind up closer to 1,000 ppm. Additionally, while climate sensitivity estimates are greatly influenced by short-term feedbacks such as sea ice extent and water vapor, they do not factor in “slow” feedbacks, such as the release of methane as a result of tundra melt. Nor do they consider the non-linearity of such feedbacks â€" i.e. the fact that they may become significant relatively suddenly.

Third, the data referred to by The Economist suggest that climate sensitivity may be at the very low end of projected estimates of between 2 degrees Celsius and 4.5 degrees Celsius. If that indeed does prove to be the case, then that’s obviously good news. But, as Zeke Hausfather pointed out in a post at the Yale Forum on Climate Change and the Media: “A world with a relatively low climate sensitivity â€" say in the range of 2 °C â€" but with high emissions and with atmospheric concentrations three to four times those of pre-industrial levels is still probably a far different planet than the one we humans have become accustomed to. And it’s likely not one we would find nearly so hospitable.”

Finally, and most importantly, there is plenty of reason to suspect that climate sensitivity isn’t lower than expected; because, critically, The Economist article and the skeptic schadenfreude it spawned missed one hugely important point. Such discussions of climate sensitivity focus on surface warming of the planet; several recent studies have shown that in fact an increasing amount of warming is taking place beneath the surface, in the ocean depths.

Ninety percent of warming goes into heating, not the land or the atmosphere, but the ocean; two recent papers, in 2012 and earlier this year, showed that approximately 30 percent of recent ocean warming has been taken up by waters below depths of 700 meters (about 2,300 feet), where few measurements had previously taken place. That was reinforced by a European study, published earlier this week, which, according to Reuters, found “that the oceans took up more warmth from the air around 2000. That would help explain the slowdown in surface warming but would also suggest that the pause may be only temporary and brief … Lead author Virginie Guemas of the Catalan Institute of Climate Sciences in Barcelona said the hidden heat may return to the atmosphere in the next decade, stoking warming again.”

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Indeed, add together the net global heat content for the atmosphere, land, ice, surface ocean waters and deep ocean waters, and the total shows a continued, clear â€" and, in fact, rising â€" increase. As climate scientist and blogger Dana Nuccitelli, co-author of the aforementioned 2012 paper on ocean warming, points out, this means that “the slowed warming at the surface is only temporary, and consistent with (research indicating the existence of) ‘hiatus decades’ …  The global warming end result will be the same, but the pattern of surface warming over time may be different than we expect … while many people wrongly believe global warming has stalled over the past 10â€"15 years, in reality that period is “the most sustained warming trend” in the past half century.  Global warming has not paused, it has accelerated.”

IMAGE: Icicles melting in the Arctic midnight sun, Baffin Island, Canada. (Louise Murray/Corbis)

Ready for Love's Tim Lopez Reveals His "Awkward" Past With Leah—Watch Now!

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Joel Osteen 'Too Shallow' for Man Behind Internet Hoax

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Devils' Anton Volchenkov faces hearing for elbowing

New Jersey Devils defenseman Anton Volchenkov was the victim in the first suspension of the 2012-13 season.

He could become the latest to be suspended after his Thursday morning phone hearing with NHL disciplinarian Brendan Shananan for throwing an elbow the night before.

He appeared to lead with his elbow when hitting Brad Marchand in the head during the second period. The Boston Bruins winger grabbed his head and slowly dropped to the ice.

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Marchand had to be helped to the dressing room and the Bruins announced during the third period that he was not returning for the night. There was no update on his condition after the game.

Volchenkov received a five-minute major and game misconduct.

Volchenkov, who was charged by Brayden Schenn in a January suspension for the Philadelphia Flyers forward, has a previous suspension on his record: three games in February 2011 for elbowing Zach Boychuk.

Though that happened too long ago to make Volchenkov a repeat offender for the purpose of determining the per-game cost of any suspension, Shanahan can factor it into determining a punishment for the defenseman.

Any loss of Volchenkov would be difficult for the Devils, who are mired in an eight-game losing streak and also lost defenseman Bryce Salvador to a wrist injury on Wednesday night when he blocked a Zdeno Chara shot.

2012-13 NHL SUSPENSION TRACKER

Brendan Shanahan is in his second season of handing out supplementary discipline. So far in  2012-13, he has handed out 13 suspensions and six fines. Total games: 30. Total lost pay: $427,604.31. A look at who he has suspended or fined:March 30: Tampa Bay Lightning forward Nate Thompson was suspended for two games for an illegal hit to the head of New Jersey Devils forward Matt D'Agostini. Lost pay: $$9,729.72.March 24: Los Angeles Kings center Jordan Nolan was fined $1,436.94 for cross-checking Vancouver Canucks center Henrik Sedin.March 22: Vancouver Canucks defenseman Alex Edler was suspended for two games for running into Phoenix Coyotes goalie Mike Smith, sparking this melee. Lost pay: $35,135.14March 21: Toronto Maple Leafs winger Joffrey Lupul received two games for an illegal check to the head of Tampa Bay Lightning defenseman Victor Hedman. Lost pay: $45,945.94.March 20: Florida Panthers left wing Eric Selleck got the worst of this fight with Carolina's Kevin Westgarth. Shanahan also ruled that Selleck came off the bench on a legal line change to start the fight, a violation of Rule 70.2. That led a one-game suspension, in addition to an automatic one-gamer for instigating a fight in the final five games of regulation. Lost pay: $5,945.94March 13: Anaheim Ducks right wing Corey Perry was suspended for four games for a late hit on the Minnesota Wild's Jason Zucker the night before. Zucker, who caught a shoulder in the head, left the game and didn't return. Lost pay: $115,135.12.March 4: Buffalo Sabres forward Patrick Kaleta was suspended for five games for shoving New York Rangers center Brad Richards into the boards the night before. Richards returned quickly to the game, but Kaleta is a repeat offender. Lost pay: $76,219.25.March 3: Philadelphia Flyers forward Harry Zolnierczyk was suspended for four games for leaving his feet to check Ottawa Senators defenseman Mike Lundin on March 2. Lundin has a concussion. Lost pay: $12,972.96.March 2: Dallas Stars winger Jamie Benn (inset) was fined the maximum $10,000 for cross-checking the Edmonton Oilers' Ryan Jones.Feb. 25: San Jose Sharks forward Ryane Clowe was suspended for two games for leaving the bench on a legal line change and starting an altercation with Andrew Shaw. The Chicago Blackhawks forward had hit Clowe's teammate, Joe Pavelski, seconds earlier. Lost pay: $39,198.18Feb. 22: Edmonton Oilers left wing Taylor Hall was suspended for two games for kneeing Minnesota Wild forward Cal Clutterbuck. Lost pay: $9,729.72.Feb. 20: Vancouver Canucks right wing Jannik Hansen was suspended one game for hitting Chicago's Marian Hossa in the back of the head with his forearm. Hossa left the game and didn't return. Lost pay: $7,297.30Feb. 20: Nashville Predators left wing Richard Clune was fined $1,452.70 for a boarding infraction against Colorado's Aaron Palushaj.Feb. 19: Calgary Flames defenseman Mark Giordano (5) was fined $10,000 for slew-footing Dallas Stars left wing Antoine Roussel as the two went toward the boards.Feb. 19: Minnesota Wild forward Devin Setoguchi was fined $8,108.11 for high-sticking Detroit Red Wings defenseman Kyle Quincey two days earlier.Feb. 6: Columbus Blue Jackets forward Brandon Dubinsky  was the first player to receive the new, maximum $10,000 fine for his hit from behind on Los Angeles Kings defenseman Rob Scuderi. The fact that Dubinsky rolled off the check and had no prior disciplinary probably saved him from a harsher penalty.Feb. 2: Washington Capitals defenseman John Erskine was suspended for three games for elbowing Philadelphia Flyers forward Wayne Simmonds. Simmonds suffered a head and neck injury. Lost pay: $24,324.33.Jan. 30: New York Islanders forward Colin McDonald was suspended for two games for a hit from behind on Pittsburgh Penguins defenseman Ben Lovejoy. Lovejoy wasn't hurt on the play. Lost pay: $7,567.56.Jan. 23. Philadelphia Flyers center Brayden Schenn was suspended for one game for a charging infraction against New Jersey Devils defenseman Anton Volchenkov. He skated from the bench directly at Volchenkov and leaped before hitting him. The defenseman wasn't hurt. Lost pay: $4,702.70.

  • Brendan Shanahan is in his second season of handing out supplementary discipline. So far in  2012-13, he has handed out 13 suspensions and six fines. Total games: 30. Total lost pay: $427,604.31. A look at who he has suspended or fined:
  • March 30: Tampa Bay Lightning forward Nate Thompson was suspended for two games for an illegal hit to the head of New Jersey Devils forward Matt D'Agostini. Lost pay: $$9,729.72.
  • March 24: Los Angeles Kings center Jordan Nolan was fined $1,436.94 for cross-checking Vancouver Canucks center Henrik Sedin.
  • March 22: Vancouver Canucks defenseman Alex Edler was suspended for two games for running into Phoenix Coyotes goalie Mike Smith, sparking this melee. Lost pay: $35,135.14
  • March 21: Toronto Maple Leafs winger Joffrey Lupul received two games for an illegal check to the head of Tampa Bay Lightning defenseman Victor Hedman. Lost pay: $45,945.94.
  • March 20: Florida Panthers left wing Eric Selleck got the worst of this fight with Carolina's Kevin Westgarth. Shanahan also ruled that Selleck came off the bench on a legal line change to start the fight, a violation of Rule 70.2. That led a one-game suspension, in addition to an automatic one-gamer for instigating a fight in the final five games of regulation. Lost pay: $5,945.94
  • March 13: Anaheim Ducks right wing Corey Perry was suspended for four games for a late hit on the Minnesota Wild's Jason Zucker the night before. Zucker, who caught a shoulder in the head, left the game and didn't return. Lost pay: $115,135.12.
  • March 4: Buffalo Sabres forward Patrick Kaleta was suspended for five games for shoving New York Rangers center Brad Richards into the boards the night before. Richards returned quickly to the game, but Kaleta is a repeat offender. Lost pay: $76,219.25.
  • March 3: Philadelphia Flyers forward Harry Zolnierczyk was suspended for four games for leaving his feet to check Ottawa Senators defenseman Mike Lundin on March 2. Lundin has a concussion. Lost pay: $12,972.96.
  • March 2: Dallas Stars winger Jamie Benn (inset) was fined the maximum $10,000 for cross-checking the Edmonton Oilers' Ryan Jones.
  • Feb. 25: San Jose Sharks forward Ryane Clowe was suspended for two games for leaving the bench on a legal line change and starting an altercation with Andrew Shaw. The Chicago Blackhawks forward had hit Clowe's teammate, Joe Pavelski, seconds earlier. Lost pay: $39,198.18
  • Feb. 22: Edmonton Oilers left wing Taylor Hall was suspended for two games for kneeing Minnesota Wild forward Cal Clutterbuck. Lost pay: $9,729.72.
  • Feb. 20: Vancouver Canucks right wing Jannik Hansen was suspended one game for hitting Chicago's Marian Hossa in the back of the head with his forearm. Hossa left the game and didn't return. Lost pay: $7,297.30
  • Feb. 20: Nashville Predators left wing Richard Clune was fined $1,452.70 for a boarding infraction against Colorado's Aaron Palushaj.
  • Feb. 19: Calgary Flames defenseman Mark Giordano (5) was fined $10,000 for slew-footing Dallas Stars left wing Antoine Roussel as the two went toward the boards.
  • Feb. 19: Minnesota Wild forward Devin Setoguchi was fined $8,108.11 for high-sticking Detroit Red Wings defenseman Kyle Quincey two days earlier.
  • Feb. 6: Columbus Blue Jackets forward Brandon Dubinsky  was the first player to receive the new, maximum $10,000 fine for his hit from behind on Los Angeles Kings defenseman Rob Scuderi. The fact that Dubinsky rolled off the check and had no prior disciplinary probably saved him from a harsher penalty.
  • Feb. 2: Washington Capitals defenseman John Erskine was suspended for three games for elbowing Philadelphia Flyers forward Wayne Simmonds. Simmonds suffered a head and neck injury. Lost pay: $24,324.33.
  • Jan. 30: New York Islanders forward Colin McDonald was suspended for two games for a hit from behind on Pittsburgh Penguins defenseman Ben Lovejoy. Lovejoy wasn't hurt on the play. Lost pay: $7,567.56.
  • Jan. 23. Philadelphia Flyers center Brayden Schenn was suspended for one game for a charging infraction against New Jersey Devils defenseman Anton Volchenkov. He skated from the bench directly at Volchenkov and leaped before hitting him. The defenseman wasn't hurt. Lost pay: $4,702.70.

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